You know you’re obsessed with the Twilight series when...
This one is long...brace yourself. (If you come up with a new one let me know, and I will add it.)
Camille:
You know your obsessed with twilight when you check your friend Gina's blog everyday just to see what new twilight stuff she has found to aid your addiction for the day.
Gina's:
You know how the book came to be.
You read all the personal correspondences on the lexicon with excitement.
You know you love Twilight when you spend hours devoted to fansites, IMDb, and Stephenie Meyer.com
You know you love the series when your husband say’s goodnight Bella, this Edwards’ getting some sleep.
You know you love the series when you find others to join you in your madness and lend them your beloved copies.
You played with the magnets on your fridge, forcing the opposite side to touch, and failed, just like Bella.
You've seen all the photos of actors who SM wanted and the pics of the Cullen cars.
You know you love the Twilight series when you find yourself narrating your life out loud to see if it sounds more like Bella’s life.
You know your obsessed when you rent movies starring: Kristen Stewart, Kellan Lutz, Peter Facinelli, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, etc.
You know you’re obsessed when you stay up past normal bed time hours discussing in forums the moral, physical, ethical (etc.) dilemmas of Edward and Bella having sex.
You know you love the series when you have a username that has anything to do with vampires or Edward.
You know want a fanpire is.Y
ou have never been to MTV.com before, but you are now a regular.
You giggle at Taylor Lautner’s youth, knowing soon enough he won’t look like jail bait.
You would give up something of value to simply be an extra on the set.You know where they are filming, where to find clips on YouTube of the set, and where to send fan mail.
You have friends who love the Twilight series too, but claim you’re the most obsessed, and they are proud of you for it.
You really believe there are good vampires out there.
You can see the similarity to the plan of salvation and the story of Edward and Bella.
You cried when Jacob ran away, trying to escape heartache.
You want a bracelet like Bella’s.
You wish your husband was extra warm like Jacob.
You find joy in the most mundane house work, because your thoughts are on the world Forks offers.
Your husband thinks you’ve lost your mind.
You know how Esme came into Carlisle’s world the FIRST time.
You want Bella to become a vampire so that Edward can have his way with her for once.
You can’t think of penguins and not laugh.
You know what crotch venom is.
You were excited to start Twilight again, three minutes after closing Eclipse.
You have read Midnight Sun. Three times.
You check the lexicon on a daily basis, so you know, you don’t get behind.
Your friends aid your addiction and send you links.
Your friends further your addiction and send you music for the movie to consider.
You have pictures of Rob, Bella, and the others saved in files of their own on your computer.
You seek out the smell of Edward’s skin and breath.You bought strawberry shampoo.
You know you are obsessed when you name 65+ ways to know you are obsessed!
Destiny's:
You know you are obsessed when your husband actually likes you to read because they help get you in "the mood"!
You know you are obsessed when you get on SM dot com and the Lexicon MORE than 2 times a day.
You know.....when you make new friends you've NEVER even met because of it!
You know you love Twilight when you give the books the very coveted spot on the bookshelf next to P&P!
Tiffany's:
You know you're thinking too much about Twilight when you secretly wish your husband could read your mind like Edward.
You know you're thinking too much about Twilight when you wish you had a friend that could see the future.
You know you love Twilight when you are eagerly looking at all of the websites that Gina sends you.
You know you love Twilight when you are considering sleeping outside of the movie theater in the middle of December just so you can see the movie ASAP.
And Mostly… You know you are obsessed with twilight when you are responding to a silly email about being obsessed about Twilight.
Online:
You know you love the Twilight series when you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop.
You dream about it every night.
When you want to go to Forks.
When you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car.
When you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.
When you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs.
And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
You know you love it when you're counting down the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
You quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
When you refer to your ideal man as an "Edward."
You know you love the Twilight series when you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble. When you cry because your husband used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
You know you love the books when a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella, or Jasper and Alice, or etc...
You know you love Twilight when you have bought the audio books.
You know you love Twilight when you have bought t-shirts from twilight teez dot com.
You know you love Twilight when you relate even the weirdest things to the book.
You know you love Twilight when you carry the books with you.
You know you love the Twilight series when you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading (or just doing nothing at all).
You know you love the Twilight series when you talk out loud about it with no one around.
You know you love the Twilight series when you stay locked in your room or bathroom reading.---CAMILLE!
You know you love the Twilight series when you start talking to it (the book).
You know you love the Twilight series when you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking about!
You know you love the Twilight series when you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
You know you're obsessed when, while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off.
You know you love the Twilight series when you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
You know you love the Twilight Series when the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
You know you love the Twilight Series when you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you start failing in school or work because either your reading the Twilight Series.
Or you are thinking about Edward and his family.
You know your obsessed when you make a protective cover for your Twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to your friend's house.
You know you love the Twilight series when you create a debate over who is better: Edward or Jacob.
You know your obsessed when you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
You know you love Twilight when you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bibles"
You know your obsessed when you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed. You know your obsessed when your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it several times.
This one is long...brace yourself. (If you come up with a new one let me know, and I will add it.)
Camille:
You know your obsessed with twilight when you check your friend Gina's blog everyday just to see what new twilight stuff she has found to aid your addiction for the day.
Gina's:
You know how the book came to be.
You read all the personal correspondences on the lexicon with excitement.
You know you love Twilight when you spend hours devoted to fansites, IMDb, and Stephenie Meyer.com
You know you love the series when your husband say’s goodnight Bella, this Edwards’ getting some sleep.
You know you love the series when you find others to join you in your madness and lend them your beloved copies.
You played with the magnets on your fridge, forcing the opposite side to touch, and failed, just like Bella.
You've seen all the photos of actors who SM wanted and the pics of the Cullen cars.
You know you love the Twilight series when you find yourself narrating your life out loud to see if it sounds more like Bella’s life.
You know your obsessed when you rent movies starring: Kristen Stewart, Kellan Lutz, Peter Facinelli, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, etc.
You know you’re obsessed when you stay up past normal bed time hours discussing in forums the moral, physical, ethical (etc.) dilemmas of Edward and Bella having sex.
You know you love the series when you have a username that has anything to do with vampires or Edward.
You know want a fanpire is.Y
ou have never been to MTV.com before, but you are now a regular.
You giggle at Taylor Lautner’s youth, knowing soon enough he won’t look like jail bait.
You would give up something of value to simply be an extra on the set.You know where they are filming, where to find clips on YouTube of the set, and where to send fan mail.
You have friends who love the Twilight series too, but claim you’re the most obsessed, and they are proud of you for it.
You really believe there are good vampires out there.
You can see the similarity to the plan of salvation and the story of Edward and Bella.
You cried when Jacob ran away, trying to escape heartache.
You want a bracelet like Bella’s.
You wish your husband was extra warm like Jacob.
You find joy in the most mundane house work, because your thoughts are on the world Forks offers.
Your husband thinks you’ve lost your mind.
You know how Esme came into Carlisle’s world the FIRST time.
You want Bella to become a vampire so that Edward can have his way with her for once.
You can’t think of penguins and not laugh.
You know what crotch venom is.
You were excited to start Twilight again, three minutes after closing Eclipse.
You have read Midnight Sun. Three times.
You check the lexicon on a daily basis, so you know, you don’t get behind.
Your friends aid your addiction and send you links.
Your friends further your addiction and send you music for the movie to consider.
You have pictures of Rob, Bella, and the others saved in files of their own on your computer.
You seek out the smell of Edward’s skin and breath.You bought strawberry shampoo.
You know you are obsessed when you name 65+ ways to know you are obsessed!
Destiny's:
You know you are obsessed when your husband actually likes you to read because they help get you in "the mood"!
You know you are obsessed when you get on SM dot com and the Lexicon MORE than 2 times a day.
You know.....when you make new friends you've NEVER even met because of it!
You know you love Twilight when you give the books the very coveted spot on the bookshelf next to P&P!
Tiffany's:
You know you're thinking too much about Twilight when you secretly wish your husband could read your mind like Edward.
You know you're thinking too much about Twilight when you wish you had a friend that could see the future.
You know you love Twilight when you are eagerly looking at all of the websites that Gina sends you.
You know you love Twilight when you are considering sleeping outside of the movie theater in the middle of December just so you can see the movie ASAP.
And Mostly… You know you are obsessed with twilight when you are responding to a silly email about being obsessed about Twilight.
Online:
You know you love the Twilight series when you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop.
You dream about it every night.
When you want to go to Forks.
When you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car.
When you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.
When you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs.
And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
You know you love it when you're counting down the days until Breaking Dawn comes out.
You quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
When you refer to your ideal man as an "Edward."
You know you love the Twilight series when you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble. When you cry because your husband used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
You know you love the books when a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella, or Jasper and Alice, or etc...
You know you love Twilight when you have bought the audio books.
You know you love Twilight when you have bought t-shirts from twilight teez dot com.
You know you love Twilight when you relate even the weirdest things to the book.
You know you love Twilight when you carry the books with you.
You know you love the Twilight series when you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading (or just doing nothing at all).
You know you love the Twilight series when you talk out loud about it with no one around.
You know you love the Twilight series when you stay locked in your room or bathroom reading.---CAMILLE!
You know you love the Twilight series when you start talking to it (the book).
You know you love the Twilight series when you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking about!
You know you love the Twilight series when you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
You know you're obsessed when, while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off.
You know you love the Twilight series when you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
You know you love the Twilight Series when the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
You know you love the Twilight Series when you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
You know your obsessed with the Twilight series when you start failing in school or work because either your reading the Twilight Series.
Or you are thinking about Edward and his family.
You know your obsessed when you make a protective cover for your Twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to your friend's house.
You know you love the Twilight series when you create a debate over who is better: Edward or Jacob.
You know your obsessed when you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
You know you love Twilight when you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bibles"
You know your obsessed when you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed. You know your obsessed when your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it several times.
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You know your obsessed with twilight when you check your friend Gina's blog everyday just to see what new twilight stuff she has found to aid your addiction for the day.