Blonde GUY Joke??

The first blond guy joke? My mother in law sent this to me, and I had to chuckle at it. I thought it was hilarious. Now mind you, I haven't ever been one for blond jokes as they are usually dumb, and mostly degrading, not just to blonds, but to women in general. In the same light, most of the time whomever is sharing it with me, isn't doing it to be malicious, and I can see past that. I hope you can too, and do not find this offensive. If you are prone to being offended by a clean blond, Mexican, and/or Irishman joke, please do not read this post.



Here goes:

An Irishman , a Mexican, and a Blond Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how

really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'


(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'